Sales copywriting services
for busy brand founders who are ready for marketing assets that make them a F*ck ton of money (not just sound good)
Stop doing sales the hard way. Instead, bring in assets that work their butts off when you don't want to - so you can live your ‘soft girl’ Pilates era guilt-free.
You've got an offer you know people actually want. The problem isn't your idea - it's that selling it has somehow become a second full-time job you never signed up for.
Email writing means putting in a late shift, you re-read every word on your sales page until it no longer makes any fucking sense, & by the time the big reveal comes you're launching on fumes while the rest of your life quietly piles up on the kitchen counter.
Meanwhile the version of entrepreneurship you signed up for is somewhere sunny sipping an Aperol by the pool, completely unbothered.
it's time you became that version.
or just get on top of some life & biz admin, safe in the knowledge that your marketing is, well... marketing
Like tapas but instead of Tortilla & Jamón, you choose from an extensive menu of launch literature. Whether you need a sales page, a few emails or the entire works, I’ll be your launch writer & coach in one so you don't lose energy or confidence in the lead up to the big event.
This is for you if you would rather take a siesta than bust your ass every second of your launch.
starting from £1,900
Already put your offer through the ringer & it’s proven it’s worth? Time to automate! I’ll whip up a custom funnel blueprint based on your offer type, price & delivery before update your existing copy plus write any missing pieces to make sure your funnel puts in the graft when it goes live.
This is for the girls who love a Stripe notification while sippin’ a Spicy Marg in Marbs.
starting from £2,900
starting from £2,900
If you aint checkin’ in with your subs every week, you are missing out on a whole lotta extra cash & connections. Email plays a crucial role in your overarching sales strategy & I know from the data that those who keep in touch with their audience via email see better results from their launches.
If writing emails isn’t your beach bag, I'd love to take it off your hands (this is my favourite thing to do, like ever).
£990p/m (4 x newsletters)
“£200k launch achieved with the help of Derryn - let’s double it next time & I’m so confident with your help I CAN!.”
Everything was streamlined & it was a massive weight off my shoulders - I don’t know if I could handle the overwhelm if I didn’t have her!
- Anna, Content Strategist
01 / 05
“I generated 28k, need I say more? I adored working with Derryn, I felt so supported and the girl knows her stuff!”
I appreciated how patient she was but also the level of work she consistently delivered throughout. She quickly learned my vision and goals on a very tight deadline and made it happen. She's an excellent team player and communicated often enough where I felt 100% supported and relaxed during what was one of my BIGGEST LAUNCHES.
- Maria, Manifestation Speaker
02 / 05
“Just read through it and it is SHIT HOT - it is bloody perfect!”
I would invest in the programme and I'm the one selling it! You have captured everything in my head perfectly and brought it to life!
- Avril, Operations Expert
03 / 05
“My husband was so impressed with the sales page when I showed him last night”
I hadn't showed him anything yet and I think he took a step back and was like... holy shit babe!
- Helena, Money Mindset Coach
04 / 05
“Oh my godddd Derryn!! I absolutely love it!! You're like an opt in genius...”
It's honestly stunning. You've absolutely nailed what I wanted.
- Hayley, Business Coach
04 / 05
If You're Wondering If I'm The One...
I'm not in the business of writing pretty words that go nowhere. Everything I write is backed by buyer psychology, driven by data, & crafted for your people - because copy that doesn't convert is just expensive journaling. I only work with a select few clients at a time so you always get my full attention, my best thinking, & copy that actually results in CASH (lots of it).
I CARE ABOUT THE DETAILS.
i CARE ABOUT your results.
I CARE ABOUT YOU, PERIOD.
Trusted by experts including
Artists & Creatives
Finance & Ops Pros
Marketing Agencies
Beauty Professionals
Therapists & Counsellers
Speakers & Authors
I don't limit myself to specific industries but my non-negotiables are that you must be a nice person who has a positive impact in the world.
My marketing icks are false claims, fake urgency, pushy tactics & shame-based messaging (if you want any of these in your copy, we aren't the right fit).
Buuuut... if you are a cool person with integrity, & who cares deeply about the people who want what you sell - I'd LOVE to work together.
by the numbers
60+
Clients
74
Sales pages written
127
Email sequences crafted
2957
Café con leches consumed (probably)